Happenings Around the Office

Can I just say I <3 my coworkers? Especially my L2's (the guys I work most closely with).

They make my day. here are some examples of daily entertainment me:

 Me: Chris Cook would like a call from you today. 5 min of your time
Mike: k, high maintanance for sure
that dude drives me crazy
Me: I need to wipe his memory and erase my phone number from it
hahahahaha
me too, I almost didn't answer it but I know he'd keep calling back until I did
Mike: he's like a mosquito
Me: true story. I'll grab the fly swatter
Mike: electrical bug zapper might work better
Me:but more satisfaction out of actually swatting it myself eh?
haha
Mike:True. Then fry him with a magnifying glass
hahaha

One more..

Me: Sal Sardina do you want?
Jim: I'm on a call...
can you put them in for tomorrow?
Me: I just want you to check out, it's a sub 650
so it can be after your call
Jim: lol, ok
just a minute
Me: sorry to confuse you
Jim: well, it's gonna be a few
I'm confusable
Me: oh no worries I have alllll the time in the world
Jim: whoa! I just looked at that file!
Great File, I'll take it
Me: :D
I know It's pretty huh?
Jim: thanks for hooking me up!
oh, yeah
Me: It's what I do ;) I hook people up. You'll hafta go elsewhere for the drug hookup though
Jim: so.... you're a..... Hooker?
hahahahaha
Me: hahahaha oh dear.


Moral of stories: apparently I'm a bug torturing hooker